If architects had to work like web programmers
"Dear Mr. Architect:
Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted."
05/14/01 update: Phrases guaranteed to make web developers want to kill you.
02/14/02 update: The Iceberg Secret, Revealed.
02/19/02 update: Extreme Programming vs. Interaction Design.