Seriously, don’t you people have better things to do with your time than stand in a line for hours to buy a phone? There’s a world out there, you know. Here are a few hints for the desperately clueless to improve their life. Standing in line to buy junk: not fun. Skying in the Andes in July: fun. Wanking over a phone: not fun. Sex with someone you love: fun. See, it’s easy enough, if you check it out there in meatspace, you’ll find out that the video resolution is extraordinary.

I’m just saying…
(This post tries hard to be as obnoxious as people twittering about their iPhone “experience”, but let’s face it, there’s nothing more obnoxious than that, except maybe posting about it on Facebook while thinking you’re cutting edge.)