Steve F., web developer, Maine USA: "I gotta go help my girlfriend with the snow blower, her car's stuck."

Olivier T., COO, Central Chile: "Sure. Meanwhile I'll go walk along the beach to ogle the hotties in thongs hired to promote bear and cheap perfume."

I'd post a picture but it would turn my blog into an R-rated publication. Anyway my wife keeps me on a short leash so I can't take the best pics. Sideways glancing while walking is a vital skill for married men.